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Age 58 From Port Orchard, Washington -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, Other |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | Very Happy and Positive! I can also speak Pig Latin, fluent Innuendo, Slur, and in the past I have been known to speak with a drunk impediment!... but, I got better! Lol I'm 420 friendly. I wish all women.. Much Ha-Ppenis.. I only ask that you always be GENITAL with me! |
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| Sign | Scorpio |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Heavyset |
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| My Height Is | 6' 0 (1.83 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Married |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Not At Home |
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| My Best Feature Is | Smile |
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| Body Art | Pierced... But Only Ear(s) |
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| My Hair Is | Blonde |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Cat |
Status
| My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | Candy Man! |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Cars |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Tv, Going To A Concert |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Chemistry |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | GloryHole. lol |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
| My Religion Is | Not Religious |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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| My Goal In Life Is | Put a smile on the face of everyone I meet! Continue my Fun/Funny Positivity Journey! I heard "Blondes have more fun!" So I bleached my hair!... I wanted to see if it's possible to have MORE FUN than I already have! |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, I Never Laugh |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence |
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| What Do You Look For? | Chemistry |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Other, Oral Sex, Just Wanna Fuck |
